Saturday, November 19, 2016

Singaporean lifestyle

In Singapore, majority of us live in *HURRIEDLY DESIGNED BUILDINGS (HDB)*,

To own a car, we need to
*CUT ON ENTERTAINMENT (COE)*. Driving on our roads, we can't afford the *EXPENSIVE ROAD POLICY (ERP)*. The expressway is
*CONGESTED THROUGHOUT EVERYDAY (CTE)* If you don't own a car, you need to take the *MAD RUSH TRANSPORT (MRT)*, OR take a *SLOW BUS SERVICE (SBS)* which is run by those who require us *NOT TO USE CASH (NTUC)*. Luckily, despite the frequent rail breakdowns, they have the *LET'S TRY AGAIN (LTA)* spirit. Not to worry in the end, we have *CASH PROVIDED FUNERAL (CPF)* to leave this world with dignity.

This is the life of a normal *Singaporean!*

Pass around and make your friends laugh!


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