Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Westerners vs Asians

 Blue --> Westerners  Red --> Asians 

(1) Opinion 

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Westerners: Talk to the point 

Asians: Talk around the circle, especially if opinions are different 


(2) Way of Life 

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Westerners: individualism, think of himself or herself. 

Asians: enjoy gathering with family and friends, solving their problems, and know each other's business. 


(3) Punctuality 

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Westerners: on time. 

Asians: in time. 


(4) Contacts 

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Westerners: Contact to related person only 

Asians: Contact everyone everywhere. 


(5) Anger 

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Westerners: 
Show that I am angry. 
Asians: I am angry, but still smiling... (Beware!) 


(6) Queue when Waiting 

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Westerners: Queuing in an orderly manner 

Asians (with the exception of the Japanese): Queuing?! What's that? 


(7) Sundays on the Road 

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Westerners: Enjoy weekend relaxing peacefully. 

Asians: Enjoy weekend in crowded places, like going to the mall. 


(8) Party 

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Westerners: Only gather with their own group. 

Asians: All focus on the one activity that is hosted by the CEO. 


(9) In the restaurant 

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Westerners: Talk softly and gently in the restaurant. 

Asians: Talk and laugh loudly like they own the restaurant. 


(10) Traveling 

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Westerners: Love sightseeing and enjoy the scenery. 

Asians: Taking "picture" is the most important; scenery is just for the background. 


(11) Handling of Problems 

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Westerners: Take any steps to solve the problems. 

Asians: Try to avoid conflicts, and if possible, don't leave any trail. 


(12) Three meals a day 

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Westerners: Good meal for once a day is sufficed. 

Asians: At least 3 good meals a day. 


(13) Transportation 

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Westerners: Drove cars & now cycling for environmental protection. 

Asians: Before no money and rode a bike, now got money and drive a car 


(14) Elderly in day-to-day life 

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Westerners: When old, there is snoopy for companionship. 

Asians: When old, guarantee will not be lonely, as long as willing to baby-sit grandkids. 


(15) Moods and Weather 

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Westerners: The logic is 
rain is pain. 
Asians: More rain, more prosperity 


(16) The Boss 

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Westerners: The boss is part of the team. 

Asians: The boss is a fierce god. 


(17) What's Trendy 

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Westerners: Eat healthy Asian cuisine. 

Asians: Eat expensive Western cuisine. 


(18) The Child 

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Westerners: The kid is going to be independent and make his/her own living. 

Asians: Slog whole life for the kids, the centre of your life.


Yearly Dementia Test









Our Yearly Dementia Test
 


It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. 

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!

Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty..Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster? 









Answer
: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else...
Try not to hurt yourself.



If you said, bread, go to Question 2.









2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat.. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as "People." 
However, if you said 'water,' proceed to question 3.




3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. 
If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4. 






4
 Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus.
In 
Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In
 Swindon2 people get off and 4 get on.
In 
Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In 
Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
In Carmathen, 
6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at 
Milford Haven..

Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?






Answer
: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own age?
It was YOU driving the bus!!


 





If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.



PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!