Friday, May 31, 2013

Fwd: hahaha men


A certain factory had a HR policy, of hiring only married men.  Concerned about this, the leader of a local Woman's Liberation Front, called on the C.E.O. of that factory, and asked him, "Why is it, that you limit your employees, to married men?  Is it because you consider us women weak, dumb, cantankerous, tantrum-throwers and/or bossy?"
 
That C.E.O. replied, "Not at all, Ma'am.  Our policy, is to hire staff who:-
- are used to obeying orders, without questioning.
- are accustomed to being shoved around.
- know how to keep their mouths shut.  And
- would put up with anything, when I yell at them.

And we found all these qualities, only in married men."



Woman has Man in it; 

Mrs. has Mr. in it; 

Female has Male in it; 

She has He  in it; 

Madam has Adam in it; 

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 

I never looked at it this way before: 

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? 

MENtal illness! 

MENstrual cramps 

MENtal breakdown 

MENopause 

GUYnecologist 

AND 

When we have REAL trouble, it's a..HISterectomy. 

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. 

Send this to all the men
just to annoy them....

Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Old,
You Grow Old
Because You Stop Laughing
 


Sunday, May 12, 2013

Fwd: Oldies With Video

oldies but goodies for you A rare find indeed! 5 pages of lovely oldies with original videos too Take a trip down memory lane     Turn up the volume & click on this link :  
http://www.my-3-sons.com/javascript-flv/flv-videos1.htm