(1)
A man is dying of cancer......
His son asked him,
"Dad, why do you keep telling people you're
dying of AIDS? "
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare
to touch your mom....
(2).
Three feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension
and panic?
Stress is
when wife is pregnant,
Tension is
when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is
when both are pregnant.
( 3.)
Chinese Adam and Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise!
.....because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!
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