The unabridged version of the Singapore where three or four letter words abound.

The unabridged version of the Singapore where three or four letter words abound.

In Singapore, majority of us live in *HURRIEDLY DESIGNED BUILDINGS (HDB)*, constantly
*UNDERGOING REMEDIAL ARCHITECTURE (URA)*. We need to *PAY AND PAY (PAP)*. Not only do we have to pay and pay, we *PAY UNTIL BROKE (PUB)*. Our roads are managed by people who *PURPOSELY WANT to DIG (PWD)*.

To own a car, we need to
*CUT ON ENTERTAINMENT (COE)*. Driving on our roads, we can't afford the *EXPENSIVE ROAD POLICY (ERP)*. The expressway is
*CONGESTED THROUGHOUT EVERYDAY (CTE)* If you don't own a car, you need to take the *MAD RUSH TRANSPORT (MRT)*, OR take a *SLOW BUS SERVICE (SBS)* which is run by those who require us *NOT TO USE CASH (NTUC)*. Luckily, despite the frequent rail breakdowns, they have the *LET'S TRY AGAIN (LTA)* spirit. Not to worry in the end, we have *CASH PROVIDED FUNERAL (CPF)* to leave this world with dignity.

This is the life of a normal *Singaporean!*

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