Malayali Doctor

A malyali Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100


A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...


Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"


Malyali : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"


Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"

Malyali : "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...


Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"


Malyali: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"


Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

Malyali : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak""I can't see at all "

Malyali : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"

Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100"


Malyali : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

You can't beat a Malayali !! 😂😂


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