Fwd: hahaha men

A certain factory had a HR policy, of hiring only married men.  Concerned about this, the leader of a local Woman's Liberation Front, called on the C.E.O. of that factory, and asked him, "Why is it, that you limit your employees, to married men?  Is it because you consider us women weak, dumb, cantankerous, tantrum-throwers and/or bossy?"   That C.E.O. replied, "Not at all, Ma'am.  Our policy, is to hire staff who:- - are used to obeying orders, without questioning. - are accustomed to being shoved around. - know how to keep their mouths shut.  And - would put up with anything, when I yell at them. And we found all these qualities, only in married men." Woman has Man in it;  Mrs. has Mr. in it;  Female has Male in it;  She has He  in it;  Madam has Adam in it;  Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...  I never looked at it this way before:  Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?  MENtal illness!  MENstrual cramps  MENtal breakdown  MENopause  GUYnecologist  AND  When we have REAL trouble, it's a..HISterectomy.  Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.  Send this to all the men just to annoy them.... Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing