Thursday, April 30, 2015
Saturday, April 25, 2015
Abba music
25/4/15 9:51:10 am: Kwee! Chang: Watch "Dana Winner You Raise Me Up" on YouTube - https://youtu.be/k-uv4SG5X34
25/4/15 9:57:11 am: Kwee! Chang: Watch "Carpenters Medley - Dana Winner" on YouTube - https://youtu.be/v4GSIqotAEA
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25/4/15 9:57:11 am: Kwee! Chang: Watch "Carpenters Medley - Dana Winner" on YouTube - https://youtu.be/v4GSIqotAEA
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Abba medley
25/4/15 9:32:40 am: Kwee! Chang: Watch "Dana Winner - ABBA Medley [show]" on YouTube - https://youtu.be/9AhQPrcuJoQ
Perspective
25/4/15 9:34:11 am: Kwee! Chang: During a robbery in Hong Kong, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept" Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional"
Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school):
"Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience"
Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank".
This is called "Swim with the tide"
Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Changing priority"
Personal Happiness is more important than your job".
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.
The robbers were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
👆 must read
Have a good weekend.
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"Don't move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept" Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional"
Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school):
"Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience"
Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank".
This is called "Swim with the tide"
Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Changing priority"
Personal Happiness is more important than your job".
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.
The robbers were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
👆 must read
Have a good weekend.
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Thursday, April 23, 2015
可爱的汉字和你分享
21/4/15 4:16:48 pm: Kwee! Chang: 可爱的汉字和你分享:
1.「晶」对「品」说：「你们家都没有装修喔？」
2.「夫」对「天」说：「我总算盼到了出头之日！」
3.「熊」对「能」说：「怎麼穷成这样啦？四个熊掌全卖了！」
4.「丙」对「两」说：「你家什麼时候多了一个人，结婚了？」
5.「乒」对「乓」说：「你我都一样，一等残废军人。」
6.「兵」对「丘」说：「兄弟，踩上地雷了吧，两腿炸得都没了？」
7.「王」对「皇」说：「当皇上有什麽好处？你看，头发都白了！」
8.「口」对「回」说：「亲爱的，都怀孕这麽久了，也不说一声！」
9.「也」对「她」说：「当老板罗？出门还带秘书！」
10.「日」对「旦」说：「你什麼时候学会玩滑板了？」
11.「果」对「裸」说：「哥们儿，你穿上衣服还不如不穿！」
12.「由」对「甲」说：「你什麼时候学会倒立了？」
13.「巾」对「币」说：「戴上 博士帽就身价百倍 了！」
14.「口」对「囚」说：「你中央有人也照样进去！」
笑过之后，你会发现几乎每一条都是真理。
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1.「晶」对「品」说：「你们家都没有装修喔？」
2.「夫」对「天」说：「我总算盼到了出头之日！」
3.「熊」对「能」说：「怎麼穷成这样啦？四个熊掌全卖了！」
4.「丙」对「两」说：「你家什麼时候多了一个人，结婚了？」
5.「乒」对「乓」说：「你我都一样，一等残废军人。」
6.「兵」对「丘」说：「兄弟，踩上地雷了吧，两腿炸得都没了？」
7.「王」对「皇」说：「当皇上有什麽好处？你看，头发都白了！」
8.「口」对「回」说：「亲爱的，都怀孕这麽久了，也不说一声！」
9.「也」对「她」说：「当老板罗？出门还带秘书！」
10.「日」对「旦」说：「你什麼时候学会玩滑板了？」
11.「果」对「裸」说：「哥们儿，你穿上衣服还不如不穿！」
12.「由」对「甲」说：「你什麼时候学会倒立了？」
13.「巾」对「币」说：「戴上 博士帽就身价百倍 了！」
14.「口」对「囚」说：「你中央有人也照样进去！」
笑过之后，你会发现几乎每一条都是真理。
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Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Sunday, April 19, 2015
Saturday, April 18, 2015
Sunday, April 12, 2015
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% lN AN EXAM
12/4/15 5:40:42 pm: Kwee! Chang: STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% lN AN EXAM
Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle.
Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page.
Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* Wet
Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy, while we're here!--------------
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Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle.
Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page.
Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* Wet
Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy, while we're here!--------------
Sent from my iPhone
Friday, April 10, 2015
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